Potty Training

MX will stand for Maddox, MN for Mason, and M for me

MX: My diaper fell off!! I have to go potty!
M: Let's go in the bathroom (I put the potty training seat on the toilet) (his favorite place to go)
MX: I go in here?
M: yes
MX: playing with toilet paper holder and toilet paper
MX: I have a piece of gum?
M: Once you are done
MX: I want to go poop in my diaper.
M: Let's try on here ok?
MX: OK
MX:pulling tiolet paper off, peeing on the seat instead of in it, opening and shutting toilet paper holder, aiming high again
MX: I pee on my hands (with a smirk and gleam in his eyes...puts his hands in the toilet..didn't touch the water though)
M: No, that is not OK. we pee in the toilet
MX: putting his hands all over his seat and asking "here?, put my hands here?, here?" while smiling.
MX: Uh-oh! (he was aiming up while he peed)
MN:I have to pee!!!
M: Mx are you done?
MX: No, I still going. (again aiming high)
MN: I really have to pee!
M: Well, you can always go outside.
MN:I can hold it....for a little bit (leaves the bathroom)
MX: I done! climbs off toilet
MN: Can I go now?
MX: flushing toilet
MN: Don't flush! I have to go
M: It's OK. you can again flush after you go. (MN proceeds to take care of business)
MX: I have to poop!!!!!!!!!!! I have to poop!!!!!!!!! (running in circles without a diaper on)
M: OK, you can use the potty chair.
MX: I have a piece of gum?
M: yes, after you are done.
MN: Can I have a piece of gum?!
M: yes, you may have a piece of gum too.
MX: I have a tasty piece of gum? (he uses tasty for anything that is strong flavored that he doesn't like)
M: No, you don't have to have a tasty piece of gum
MX: I WANT A TASTY PIECES OF GUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: That is not how we ask for something. May I please have a tasty piece of gum?
MX: I don't want a tasty piece of gum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: taking slow deep breaths
MX: I done! Poop not come out.
M: Good job! That's OK, we'll try again later. You did a super job. Time to wash hands.
MX: NO!!! I NOT WANT TO WASH HANDS!!! NO!!! NO WASH HANDS!!!!! WAAAHHHHH, AAAAHHHHH, NO WASH!!!!!!
M: OK, we're done washing. Let's get that piece of gum.
MX: I want a tasty piece.